tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-04-18:501133 those who finish what they start and so on Jack 2010-07-30T02:33:13Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2010-04-18:501133:4677 2010-07-30T02:33:13Z 2010-07-30T02:33:13Z amused public 0 <i>If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.</i><br />— Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, <i>Metaquotes</i><br /><br /><br /><br />This might be the most hilarious thing I've read.<br /><br />Found on tvtropes <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticSexGod">here.</a><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=objectivelypink&ditemid=4677" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments